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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

...im dead. not literally, of course. im tired~ lol. watched g-force. that's two movies in a week~~~ aish. today mornin got drama exam. i was a drunken passenger. my friend, roush, is a driver.

see how we act. SCENE UNFOLDS. three chairs on the 'stage', placed sideways so audience can see. one in front two behind. this is our car, my 'setting' that i created. roush sits before it starts. she pretends to drive.

i walk, swaying a little, calling for a taxi. i go in. roush asks me where i want go. i hold my head as i have a "headache"

R:"where you want go?"
XP:"home lah!"
R::"where is your home?"
XP:"my home is at my home!"
R:" ahhh pass me your handphone."

*XP passes muruku ikan packet to Roush who atcs like it's a phone and proceeds to call my friend to ask me where i live. she hands me back the phone"

"drives in silence for a while before...

XP:"EH DRIVER...*pause* your underwear what colour?"
*class laughs*
R:*flustered speech*
XP:" is it as brown as your skin?"
R: (replies something, i forgot what :p)

(i think i give you the first version)
R:why you drink ah?
XP:i go drinking with my friend lah~ her boyfriend dump her...her boyfriend ahhh black color you know! his name very dumb. you know what name? shaktivel arumgam!
(Class:eh your friend jamie ah? laughing. racism!)

*roush turns sharply at the expressway* i fall down into the seat beside ah say:
XP: eh driver, don't do that! ohh now i feel so sick...*puking sounds*
R:eh don't puke in my car! (pulls over and hauls me out, where i puke onto the floor.)
R:*hands me plastic bag to puke in*
XP:*accepts and puke more and go back into car.*

R: We reaching your house soon.
XP:ahhh thank you ah driver.

*reached*

XP:eh driver, help me! *roush helps me go home with my arm slinging around the shlouder*
R: you havem't gimme my money yet!
XP:*hands two dollar note which is, 1 million)
XP: nah, keep the change. you look very poor, so i give you. thanks for helping me home!!!

2nd version, boyfriend part XD
XP:eh driver, i very sad you know(i say coz roush forget to ask me why i drink)
XP:my friend ah, dumped by her boyfriend and i need to drink with her! and you know what the boyfriend name? JACK sia! and he found out that he is gay and got new boyfriend!
R: is it got afro one?
XP:yah. why? you know him ah?

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